Saying goodbye to a coworker is a bittersweet mix of emotions – a dash of sadness, a pinch of nostalgia, and a whole lot of humor. While emotional messages are wonderful, at times, it’s the humorous farewell card messages that really lighten the moment and leave an indelible memory. If you are looking for the best words to write in a goodbye card, we have got it covered.
Below are the top 10 hilarious Funny Farewell Card messages that will make your coworker laugh as they embark on their new journey.
1. “Goodbye and Good Luck! We’re Still Wondering How You Managed to Survive This Long Without Getting Caught Sleeping at Your Desk.”
Nothing to wake them up to remind them of all the ‘productive’ time they spent sleeping behind their screen. I mean, what’s an office without a sense of humor?
2. “Congrats on Escaping! Now You Can Finally Wear Sweatpants to ‘Work’ Without Fear of Being Judged.”
Retirement, remote work, or a career break – whatever they’re moving onto, this message is perfect for celebrating their newfound freedom to dress down without HR giving them the side-eye.
3. “We’ll Miss You! But Not Your Coffee-Making Skills – Those Were Terrible. Seriously.”
Every office has that one person who thinks they make the best coffee, but in reality, it’s a crime against caffeine. Let them leave with a laugh (and maybe a coffee-making class suggestion).
4. “Good Luck in Your New Job! Just Remember, They Don’t Know You’re Completely Useless Yet.”
This lighthearted jab works best for a close co-worker who understands how to see the humor. It’s sarcastic, but it illustrates so well that you’re familiar with them.
5. “You’re Leaving? Great! Now, Who Will I Blame When Things Go Wrong?”
For that co-worker who always got blamed or was the resident wit, this note is an ideal way to maintain the tone light and humorous.
6. “So, You’re Leaving. Does That Mean I Can Finally Take Your Chair?”
It’s the office unwritten rule – everybody secretly wants the best chair. Make them aware of that you’re eyeing it in the funniest manner.
7. “Farewell and Don’t Forget to Keep in Touch! We Need Someone to Complain About This Place To.”
Some bonds are created by grumbling together about work. This leaving note embodies that special bond so well.
8. “Leaving? But You Still Owe Me Lunch From Last Year’s Bet!”
The best way to remind them about that lunch they ‘forgot’ to pay for last year. It is light-hearted, playful, and an ideal inside joke.
9. “Goodbye and Remember: The Wi-Fi Password Is Still ‘ILoveThisPlace123’ – But You Can’t Use It Anymore.”
Poking fun at the trivial yet essential things at work, like the Wi-Fi password, makes for a quirky and memorable farewell message.
10. “Good Luck in Your New Job! Just Don’t Forget Us Little People When You’re Rolling in the Big Bucks.”
It’s a humorous yet heartfelt reminder that while they’re off to bigger and better things, you’ll still be here, holding down the fort and hoping for a treat when they’re rich and famous.
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